When you call Silver Creek Engineering, if someone isn't able to help you right away, you'll be given the option of waiting: you'll be "on hold". We decided that a few jokes might liven up the time. Unfortunately, since we really don't want to keep you waiting, we sometimes have the annoying habit of picking up your call right before the punch line! (Of course, it might help that the jokes haven't changed in several years - we do what we can.)
Anyway, for those of you who need a punch line, or just a corny laugh, click on the arrows to read the script, straight from "On Hold" to you.